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tunes: Massive Attack - Dissolved Girl

Apparantly, I can't marry white a white guy b/c he's going to end up murdering me. Okay, so the bitch cheated on him, he could've just gotten a divorce or some shit. Anyway, the lesson is, don't cheat on people who are really murderers and you just don't know it. Haha, wtf am I talking about? Oh yeah, some Filipina chic was murdered by her husband up in Jersey and he tried to cover it up by saying there was an accident. Don't tell me how horribly inaccurate that was b/c I only caught bits and pieces of it on the news.

Lesson #1: Do NOT listen to Massive Attack while at work, studying for school, or operating heavy and deadly machinery. Else you are FUCKED. By fucked, I mean dead tired and sleeping like an itty bitty baby.

Lesson #2: Stop withdrawing money! Damn I eat too much junk food! KC Pastries in Chinatown (Happy chinese New Year, btw!) must hate/love me b/c I'm always in there buying pork bun or hot dog bun or almond danish or satay pork or almond cookies or pineapple cake or.... mmmm.... pastries...... drools.......

Lesson #3: Stop obsessing over Kyo. He's not going to marry you nor is he ever going to meet you. He also isn't that little monster that runs around your room creating havoc and biting people. It's your wild imagination and you are a fucking psycho nut with no life and no candy. NO CANDY? Fucking loser.

Lesson #4: Stop chasing stray cats. They don't like you. Deal.

Lesson #5: If you want your hair to grow, stop cutting it! Also, mullets don't really suit girls unless you are either a lesbian or trailer/trucker trash. And white. Which you are not.

Yeah, that was all directed towards me. I'm working on my portfolio for my uber-l33t applications and projects. I rock. When I rock, I rock hard. Like a hard rock.