music: Sugar Plant - A Furrow Dub

Happy Birthday to me! :D I have Warcraft 3 now BUT I'm not playing it yet because I will never sleep. Of course, considering I had a coffee coolatta courtesy of the cool Hindu jobbers over at Dunkin' Donuts, I probably won't sleep period. Hell, I should go for it and just stay up the entire day! Hell yeah, that's the way to spend your birthday. No sleep.

I was scoping out the 'we sell bootlegs' kung fu stand at the Gallery and accused them of doing just that. Fortunately, the homie running the stand exuded friendliness and insisted that they were the real deal. I brought up the DVD of Versus and he said to bring it in... 'I'll take care of you.' Now... when a black guy says that... friendly smiling face aside, you can't help but be worried. Where's my Smith & Wesson?? Needless to say, I won't be dragging along the Versus DVD. Or should I? Maybe he'll hook me up and pass me a free DVD. That would be fly. Plus it's my birthday. I'm sad. I'm yearning for kindness and attention. Fucking hate bootlegs. I hate them more than seeing a turtle try to walk across the street wearing a hat and saying something in a negative connotation about John Locke.

So I drained my coolatta like a thirsty hooker holding an umbrella in the fall with stockings made of fur. I had to pee like none other. Walked down to 2nd & Chestnut to inquire AKA Music about the latest Boredoms. I danced my way there. I got in, picked up Vision Creation Newsun by the Boredoms, decided on a whim to see if they had any more DJ Shadow's ... Endtroducing, found it, yelped like a banana peel, and danced the 'gotta pee like horseradish' dance to the counter and paid via credit (out of my bank account... gotdamn I need money). The hipster indie rock listening worker said 'yeahhh dude jus check back on Friday.. I tink we hab it mon' I like how I made him sound like a rastafarian choking on a roach. He was actually very articulate, polite, and liberal looking.

Was the first person the bus and mommy came on board, too. I was hoping to see my sister, but at least I saw mommy. I luff mommy. Got home, found out I had two movies from Nicheflix (joy joy), played on Gaia for a long time, watched Collage of Life. Apparantly, a guy I know is in Collage of Life. I freaked out. That's awesome. CoL is a damn good movie and all you art geeks better check it out. It made me wish I was a photography student.. or at least pursued a career within the arts. That would rock shoehorn bearface donkeybutt.

Currently, I'm watching Rated R for Republican or something like that. It's very interesting. My dad is a HUGE Arnold fan so it's no surprise that he's yay for Conservatives. I love Arnold, too. He's the fawking MAN. I hope it isn't trendy to be GOP. I don't think I went right to be part of a trend. Trends are lamer than washing a car with kittens around looking for pizza.

In closing, I'd like to not only wish myself a very happy birthday, but also give a shoutout to CJ, Jane, Anne, PinayAngel, and Mommy. Thanks for being so cool. <3

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