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Quote of the day: "There is nothing more annoying than losing a page long review on the movie 'Spartan'. Glad I wasted a whole 15 minutes typing all that shit up only to be goddamn FISTED up the ass by the huge annoyance that is BLOGGER." - ME, DAMNIT!

Why? Why???

Well, here's the condensed version of what was initially supposed to be posted:

Spartan - 2004
Dir: David Mamet

- Haven't seen a Mamet film in its entirety. I'm lame like that.
- Highly recommended by the reviews at Amazon.com
- Movie REEKS of machismo (Val Kilmer, I guess)
- Dialogue seems stale
- Typical crime thriller. See it if those types of films get you horny
- Aaron Stanford! (Pyro on X2, I'm an X-men geek)
- Slow, but gets better as it progresses
- Worth a rental or download

Today I learned: I'm usually not this stupid. I write it up in notepad, knowing how fucked up the computer and Internet can be. Oh fucking well. Moving on.